‘A Visit from Santifa Claus’ at Robot Butt!
I cracked myself up writing this short parody of “A Visit from St. Nicholas” AKA “The Night Before Christmas” in the POV of someone who watches way too many hysterical right-wing pundits. Here’s an excerpt and a link to the full story at Robot Butt…
In the middle of a nightmare that I was held prisoner in a FEMA death camp by Rachel Maddow in thigh-high boots, I was startled awake by what could only be described as a clatter. My wife was still asleep, her face relaxed in Ambien bliss. Had I imagined the noise? No, there it was again — from the roof!
“Raccoons!” I sprang from the bed, tore open the shutters, and grabbed the slingshot from the dresser (my family’s only defense in a Blue state). The pale light of the moon on new-fallen snow made me chuckle to myself, “Some global warming this is.”
